May 2013
rosaparking:
cooab:
rosaparking:
rosaparking:
what do u call a boomerang that doesnt work?
a useless piece of shit
A boomerwrong
dont
matzoballer:
your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
bueno:
things i haven’t learned in high school
how to pay bills
how to buy a house
how to buy a car
how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
ronaldkn0x:
imagine becoming a personified version of ur url
skengggg:
Broads be buying vibrators and dildos every day but as soon as a dude buys a fleshlight it’s weird
rneerkat:
whens chip skylarks next tour
the-barricade-girl:
oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
sluttyoliveoil:
*OD’s on chill pills*
singing the wrong lyrics when singing along to ur favourite song
instagrim:
Still confused about why baby boomers are proud they were dealt physical pain as punishment
Watchceedling:
blonde-tanned-beachy:
deaf woman hearing for the first time.
This is too perfect not to reblog.
this always makes me cry
skengggg:
If your shirt has epaulettes you can’t fuck with me
Mfs walk around looking like the damn boy scouts with their jeans sagging
